Is global warming too much for you? Tired of having to rebuild your lives due to tornado’s and hurricanes and such? Flooded? Forced to repeatedly move? We have our new GET-OFF-EARTH (GEO) package just for you! We offer an upgraded Emergency Relocation travel package to the moon! Here at Fly-To Inc. we know your a bit short on cash, so for a limited time only we offer the upgraded #2 ‘steerage’ package. Same as #2 package but upgraded to 8’x16’x6′ cargo slot, pets allowed, family counts as cargo rates. Due to demand, we are offer twice daily launches. The #2b package is only 50% more then a standard steerage package. Bank buried under water or rubble? Have no fear, we also offer financing till you get back on your feet, with interest rates as low as 45%! No pre-approval needed! So Fly-To-The-Moon and leave your troubles behind!